Took a bunch of candles from my church’s Christmas service because I am CRIMINAL
MERRY CHRISTMAS SUCKAS LIGHT IT UP
But my friend you left so early! Surely something slipped your mind… You forgot I gave these also! Would you leave the best behind?
Ive never laughed so hard at a post
What if Santa’s elves are like the ones in Lord of the Rings?
"legolas what do your elf eyes see?"
"TIMMY THOMPSON FROM ST. JOHN’S JUST STUCK GUM IN HIS SISTERS HAIR"
imagine a middle-earth eurovision au
Webchat with Viggo Mortensen at Empire Online right now. Holy shit, I’m fangirling so hard right now, I can’t believe it xD