Bilbo wakes up suddenly to DON’T STOP BELIEVING
It was an unexpected Journey
GET OUT.
I just choked on my second breakfast
just a small town boy living in a hobbit hole
an unexpected heist | modern au
Thorin Oakenshield is the wretched heir to a fortune that was robbed from him and left him orphaned. With the help of a motley crew of aspiring robbers and not-burglars, he plans an elaborate heist to reclaim what is rightfully his, but little does he and the company know of the craftiness of the wily tyrant Smaug.
(note | not pictured here due to technical reasons: gloin, bifur and oin)
Finally terrorizing the dwarves with the Loveless idea … yippie? (If this is new to you: There’s a Manga called “Loveless” and every virgin’s got cat ears + tail until they have sex. So yeah … it’s very awkward when you lose your virginity because everyone knows instantly. And it’s also awkward when you’re old and still a virgin.)
Because two of my favorite things in the world have been combined and I love it!
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did i mention i got a bilbo stand-up? a friend saved it from trash in front of a bookshop and gave it to me when we met in school
I was with a group of people when I saw this movie and I was the only one who laughed.
For those who don’t get the joke, that wizard in the bottom gif is played by Sylvester McCoy aka the Seventh Doctor.
