Bilbo wakes up suddenly to DON’T STOP BELIEVING
It was an unexpected Journey
I just choked on my second breakfast
just a small town boy living in a hobbit hole
uncle Thorin <3
an unexpected heist | modern au
Thorin Oakenshield is the wretched heir to a fortune that was robbed from him and left him orphaned. With the help of a motley crew of aspiring robbers and not-burglars, he plans an elaborate heist to reclaim what is rightfully his, but little does he and the company know of the craftiness of the wily tyrant Smaug.
(note | not pictured here due to technical reasons: gloin, bifur and oin)
Finally terrorizing the dwarves with the Loveless idea … yippie? (If this is new to you: There’s a Manga called “Loveless” and every virgin’s got cat ears + tail until they have sex. So yeah … it’s very awkward when you lose your virginity because everyone knows instantly. And it’s also awkward when you’re old and still a virgin.)
Because two of my favorite things in the world have been combined and I love it!
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did i mention i got a bilbo stand-up? a friend saved it from trash in front of a bookshop and gave it to me when we met in school
“Kili is the cheeky, the more audacious kind of guy.”
I was with a group of people when I saw this movie and I was the only one who laughed.
For those who don’t get the joke, that wizard in the bottom gif is played by Sylvester McCoy aka the Seventh Doctor.
It was always meant to be.
I don’t even know what to say about this. It was all very weird.